Cincinnati Test Drive

A 69 that takes place in a car, with the male driving and the female having her legs around the man's head, leaving his hands free for steering. A car with a sunroof is preferable, as it gives the woman more room for her legs.

My girlfriend wanted to go check out a new Civic, but as soon as we got the keys, we decided to give it the old Cincinnati Test Drive.

On the way home from Pittsburgh my wife was so horny that she couldn't wait, so we popped the sunroof and had ourselves a Cincinnati Test Drive

by kungfu44 August 10, 2006

drivers

People who are willing to endanger, hurt and/or kill someone else on the road, along with damaging the other party's vehicle, as long as they don't have to wait that extra ten seconds.

Like other drivers, I want to get to my destination, too. Unlike other drivers, I'm not willing to kill a family of four on the way.

by Black Kat August 6, 2006

Tesla Driver

A guy who sucks his own penis in a Tesla Car.

“Bro, you’re a Tesla driver”

by Lolsaxfifth September 9, 2018

drive-by comments

Adding a comment on a social media post (facebook, etc) about a controversial issue and turning off notifications so as not to get into a prolonged argument.

I disagree with your meme on gun control, immigration, taxes because........ I want to get into a nasty multi day long fight so I left these drive-by comments

by tantilis February 18, 2018

Diavolo

A Jojo’s Bizzare Adventure Time Erasing, Megalomaniacal Stand user who is a mafia boss and has serious anger issues and spends most of his time screaming or laughing.

why do i simp for him help me.

"Bro, Chill, Your Acting Like Such A diavolo."

by emperorbelos April 7, 2022

bitch driver

The word is used to describe a person who suddenly leaves the defined traffic areas of a parking lot and crosses the spaces that are not parked in as a shortcut.

As we drove through the parking lot looking for a space, we were almost killed by a bitch driver.

by Sean Lecrone December 16, 2004

canoe driver

The clitoris. If you look at a canoe from an overhead perspective, it looks like a vagina, the person sitting in the front is where the clitoris is. Hence, canoe driver.

We were hooking up last night and every time I tapped the canoe driver she went wild.

by The Baby Bear May 26, 2008