Dr. Suess

What society thinks he was: A beloved children's author

What he really was: A fucking asshole who disliked children and drove his wife to suicide when she became very sick with cancer.

Here's to Dr. Suess: An author, and a sociopath.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 10, 2021

Dr Graham

A self taught medical genius who has the answer to all of your problems.

Joe-"I think I have caught congenital heart disease, how can I find out if this is true"
Mama- "Check with Dr Graham, I'm sure he'll have the answer"

by Joepenis August 25, 2021

Dr Comfort

The real pedophile is not outside of the school it’s inside.

Dr Comfort is a stalker.

by BobDaBich June 21, 2021

Dr P

my personal nickname for my drink of choice, Dr Pepper. many other people at my school have come to drinking the beverage and using my name for it as well.

"man ive got at least 30 Dr P cans laying in my basement. I should probably clean that mess up."

by Boomer June 11, 2006

Dr. Pepper

Mr. Pibb's older, more successful cousin.

Have a refeshing glass of Dr. Pepper.

by Stroll August 25, 2004

Dr Spray

A person of black descent whose job it seems to offer fragrance to males in the toilets of bars and clubs. These dodgy characters often forcefully attempt to offer you fragrance in the hope you will give them money. They often attack while their victim washes their hands.

Other titles include 'Joop Dogg' and '50 Scent' as well as some more undesirable names.

"I went for a piss and fucking Dr Spray tried to get me to buy fragrance off him."

by Dr Triad October 14, 2006

Dr. McStupid

Someone who doesn't read the charts before treating a patient at the hospital.

"Dr. McStupid over there forgot to look at the chart and nearly killed her."

by Rabidnar February 6, 2009