Doofus

A Jesse

Dude your such a doofus

by Pseudopigrapha October 30, 2020

doofer

The physical incarnation of a doofus's fart. Incompetent and obnoxious in every way conceivable. Originating as a portmanteau from "doofus" and "boofer", the latter which colloquially refers to a loud and bassy fart.

Breakfast was interrupted when some doofer took a dump on our front porch.

by jermls October 31, 2020

Doofus

My best friend, Justin

He's such a doofus

by tkalyn20 November 6, 2020

Doofus

My best friend, Justin

He's such a doofus

by tkalyn20 November 6, 2020

doofable

When an illegal substance looks easy to snort.

Wow that ket looks so doofable.
John brought over some coke last night, I’ve not snorted anything so doofable in so long.

by rorour January 2, 2021

Doofus

A doofus is someone you'll end up punching into the ocean so make sure you are smart about what boyfriend or girlfriend u have cos if it's a doofus things are gonna get messy. I'm just sayin!!!😶🤤😛

I hate you doofus

Eat your anus and cake hole....that way you'll learn a lesson

by Mr Dude Guy ! January 17, 2021

doofalliss

When a person comes across as goofy and dumb.

Me: Can you please do me a favor and ship this package for me?
Meg: where am I supposed to find a boat for this package?
Me: Not that kind of ship doofalliss.

by LGG#39 February 14, 2021