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HDTV dinner

An upscale, gourmet version of a conventional TV dinner.
Honey, it's date night! Let's nuke a couple of HDTV dinners.
by PBSPinchback June 21, 2010
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dinner

last and most formal meal of the day; prelude to a fuck
She: "Everytime he takes me to a nice restaurant for dinner I fuck him afterwards."

He: "What's for dinner ?"
by Jake March 8, 2004
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T.V. Dinner

(noun) a variation of the hot carl when you are out of Saran wrap and have to use aluminum foil.
Sherry freaked when she saw I was out of Saran wrap. I said, "Don't worry baby", pulled out the aluminum foil and gave her a nice T.V. Dinner.
by Three Twisted Dudes June 27, 2006
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danker

1. alternate spelling of "danger wank"
2. One who makes dank memes for a living (Fake definition for "Dank")
3. Getting colder and damper (Real definition of "Dank")
1. I'm visitiong relatives, and I'm at their dinner table doing a dnager wank. Since I also don't have a stepsis, consider me the ultimate danger wank danker
2. When you're a danker with no money and crippling depression, you waste your time making pointless and fake things, especially definitions on urban dictionary. Sometomes, you also flag people's ideas and definitions and steal them
3. Goddamn, the internet is getting danker. I want to leave, but the outside world and socializing is far worse!
by ♥🗺☠ May 27, 2021
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Big Dicker

When your girlfriend is riding your cock as you look up at the big dipper. The two best things in the world cum together.
-"I was getting dome by the campfire when I looked up and saw the big dipper. It was the best Big Dicker I've ever gotten!"
by Dixin Mahass May 14, 2011
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fa dinger

To get hit in the nuts. To get sacked. Fuckin' ouch.
**Andy hits someone in the nuts

Andy:"fa dinger"

Someone:"Fuck you Andy, nobody likes you!"
by JP January 2, 2005
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double dicker

situation in which one is brought to a state of happiness or excitement such that one wishes he had two penises so that he could jerk off both of them.
Rob: "Dude, I just won the gold medal in seven events this Olympics, plus, I won the lottery yesterday and seem to have developed superhuman powers."
Ricky: "Holy shit. That's a double dicker."
by Rob February 15, 2003
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