cooter curtains

The lacy underwear worn by women.

Womens underwear, Panties, sexy undergarment.
Those are some sexy cooter curtains you have on.

by speedklz July 3, 2010

cooter billy

A redneck, a cracker...Someone who finds joy in Nascar, Miller-in-the-can, and illegal fishing.

When you wear that Harley-Davidson bandana over yer head, you look like a cooter billy!

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

Cooterslap

This is what it's called when you give a Tapper to a girl.

Jessy gave Meg a hard cooterslap, and the sound echoed!

by Zabgolla April 26, 2006

Cooter Looter

n. A person who steals a woman's virginity.

Man, all you go for are virgins. What a cooter looter.

by imnotsure101 December 29, 2008

Contembating

One who is contemplating to masturbate, but questioning why or why not during such session. Or One who is making a serious or life changing decision while masturbating.

Wife - "Honey did you decide whether or not the baby is a good idea"
Husband - "Well, after a few hours of contembating, I have made this life changing serious decision."

by Corey The Frack April 13, 2010

cooter

1. A woman's genitals.

2. A freshwater turtle, common in southeast and some eastern states; is actually edible.
Mascot to Cooter Festivals in Inverness, FL and Allendale, SC

3. A small town in southeastern Missouri

1. "I got with some girl last night, and her cooter stank!"

2. "Who won the cooter races this year?"
"I don't know, ask Sunny the Cooter!"

3. "Let's go to Cooter, Missouri"
"No"

by Jamie! November 28, 2007

cooter squirter

a woman of special talents, which is able to squirt cum from her cooter, which is the ultimate orgasim for a woman, due to the fact of having to change the sheets after intercourse.

Last night my wife became know as the cooter squirter when I made her orgasim so hard that she soaked our sheets.

by M and M January 13, 2008