by Yosbshhs December 08, 2022
Cooper Aultman is a white classic high school boy. He makes bad 911 jokes, racist jokes, gay jokes, and sexist jokes. Yet he seems to make people laugh. Sometimes.
by User72836382929 March 07, 2024
Mini Cooper is an adorable car with a fashionable driver behind the wheel. Unreliable but zippy, this vehicle may leave you stranded on the side of the highway but by God you will look fucking Euro trash cute with the hood up and your thumb out. Don’t talk bad about this car when you are within earshot because as soon as you do it will go all “Christine” on you, locking the doors and emitting numerous check engine lights that can only be cleared by the Gods at Mini Cooper themselves. Mini Coopers make you smile when you see them on the road because they are cute and you aren’t the one dealing with the constant headache of a BMW manufactured engine.
I saw a Mini Cooper broke down on the 80 and couldn’t get over the how perfectly symmetrical the racing stripes were.
by LynnyO September 25, 2020
by Coop Dupe March 20, 2023
He is a fucking spastick he has a giant manly cock, hes a midget and love amelia and want to such her little cammel toe
by big dicklinbo james July 18, 2022
A weed strain made from space cakes, white zookies, and cherry lemon gelato. Created by the infamous Coopdogg. So potent you will literally forget how to walk. One of the best strains!
Friend: dude are you ok? You’ve been sitting on that swing for 15 minutes.
Me(unable to move): that Super Cooper was so strong I literally don’t know how to move
Me(unable to move): that Super Cooper was so strong I literally don’t know how to move
by Lego nerd May 29, 2025