a pinch of coon shit

something or someone of very little or no value

"What the hells wrong with that Ralph!! Geez...you know, I don't think that fool's worth a pinch of coon shit!"

by Part Walker April 15, 2008

Coon Valley, WI

A really huge hick town, where there's only a park, gas station, and a library. People in this town like to ride around on lawn mowers, and walk around town, because there really isn't any think else to do. Home to plenty of drunks also, considering it IS in Wisconsin.

"That guy is a total hick" "Must be from Coon Valley, WI"

by Taytaylikespickles February 10, 2012

Maine coon cat

The most amazing breed of house cat ever to walk this earth. it is a longhaired breed of house cat, lazy and naturally big-boned and long with long wiskers

the Maine coon cat is the most awsomest cat EVER

by Ty Murry July 19, 2011

Coon Diggy

A Pussy, Preferably Black And Sweaty.

Man Dawg That Coon Diggy Was Tart As Fuck Nigga! It Was Guuuuuuud!!1!

by Some Douche Bag January 22, 2009

Quarter Coon

When one of your parents is white, and the other is a halfracoon(see definition for halfracoon) and you act like a gangsta.
AIGHT?

Nate don't like no quartercoons.

by Specta January 17, 2005

Hyperbolic Coon Chamber

The Hyperbolic Coon Chamber is a place where u train to over come obstacles in your life to come out strong than before like dealing with females

Jeff "Are you still talking to what's her face, John?"
John"Yeah but she playing games so im up in that Hyperbolic Coon Chamber"
Jeff"i feel you fam"

by Gullapy's Finest May 29, 2016

big wet coon

I have a huge cock and it is big because don't wear condoms when i masturbate and it doesn't fit most sizes comfortably.

Fucking finger big wet coon anus

by Fig boy December 04, 2017