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Non-Con

Typically means unconsensual sex, aka "rape" in a story. In the real world, rape is a shitty thing to do and if you have ever done such a thing to an innocent person, kill yourself, and I mean that in every way.

Fortunately, as long as you don't bring your fucked up fantasies to the real world, non-con may be weird but if it's in a story you like, just skip over it or something unless you read it because you like it.
"This title may contain forms of non-con, slash, and gore."
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Bing-Con

When bing's search results are so poor you begin to doubt your own sanity. Derived as a parody of 'ret-conned'
"I really got confused when I looked up the definition of sakes, truly was a bing-con"
by JoyEmpire August 5, 2021
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CON-Fusion

CON-Fusion (noun)
A method of communication where a statement is deliberately constructed to be misunderstood by blending a truth with a deceptive element. However, this is done righteously, meaning the deception serves a higher purpose—whether to expose a flaw in thinking, test discernment, or guide someone toward a deeper realization of the truth

Core Aspects of CON-Fusion:
Intentional Misunderstanding – The speaker knows that what they say will likely be misinterpreted but allows it to happen

Truth Mixed with Deception – Unlike outright lies, CON-Fusion embeds a real truth inside a misleading or paradoxical phrasing

Righteous Purpose – The goal is not to deceive for personal gain or harm but to challenge, teach, or refine understanding

Requires Discernment – The listener must think critically or be spiritually prepared to uncover the deeper meaning.
Can Be a Test – Similar to how Jesus used parables that only the spiritually receptive could understand, CON-Fusion can filter out those who aren’t ready for the truth
Jesus of Nazereth used some CON-Fusion in John 2:19: "Jesus answered and said unto them, Destroy this temple, and in three days I will raise it up". If Jesus does "Knot" have any problems with CON-Fusion... Then the righteous should knot have any problems with it either...
by EricLDS February 19, 2025
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con queso

dícese de un hecho que dominas tan tremendamente bien, que puedes permitirte agregar un adorno extra.
UF! Menudo bs royale con queso que ha hecho Mery.
by Tremendum June 2, 2022
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.9.Ustedes Perdieronz Con Migo.9.

.9.Ustedes Perdieronz Con Migo.9.
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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 8, 2025
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