ContentMaster

A new position in the workforce, created by Web 2.0. Basically a normal person (not a webmaster) that can now update and add new things to a web site due to a rich web application being built for them. Adding new items like news, blog posts, etc. has become simple enough that little or no training is required.

A Wordpress weblog installation enables someone with little or no experience to become their own ContentMaster.

by Timothy Mahoney May 4, 2008

contentables

Tables listing contents.

Consult contentables for more accurate results.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

colton wingard

man whos mom is a whore.

that is a colton wingard mom right there

by sam wallis\ October 18, 2008

ColtonRodgersism

To take everything to its most extreme literal meaning.

If you have a handful of people, you only have one because you can't fit anymore than that in your hand - ColtonRodgersism

by The Brodingnagian Man December 17, 2008

Coltella

An Italian scrawny white kid that thinks he's from black origin. Hobbies include sitting in front of a computer masturbating over gay porn and touching himself in public.

You act like a bloody coltella sometimes.

by mum got the word August 7, 2009

colendulum

Hybrid pendgulum compas thing-a-mer-bober that has circular rings. A glorified sundial. The colendulum's supurb technology can tell you what date it is 4 times a year.

You: Straight ahead is the colendulum, a gift to the University from the Delta Delta Delta sorority.
Me: I heard that if you rub it, it will grant you magical exam passing powers!

by Givinemdabusiness October 21, 2010

content flood

Placing so much info onto the internet as to to detour potential stalkers.

I defeated them with a content flood filled with more and more pictures, so they stopped looking for me in real life.

by Johnny Walker Whiskey August 23, 2011