Clinevitable

When an election is in the bag, at least until the voters get involved.

"My Congressman thought he was going to stay in office, but his reelection is Clinevitable."

by Adama Brown April 7, 2008

clunge fun

The activity of getting clunged, i.e. having sex with a sexy lady.

So called for the part of the woman that is ploughed, and how much fun the activity itself is.

Jack and Jill, went up the hill, had a load of clunge fun, but Jill wasn't on the pill so she got pregnant, became unattractive to Jack who had to start doing five finger exercises, and eventually she died and he turned gay.

Moral: Always go on the pill.

by manyperson August 12, 2009

Clingon

A needy person who texts you way too many times to the point of psychotic behavior. These people will also call your cell phone, home, place of employment and will block their number hoping you will answer them. They won't take "no" for an answer and rationalize their needy behavior.

You go to the movies with a friend and you tell your boyfriend or girlfriend. When you get out of the movie, you check your phone and there are 5 missed calls and 15 text messages.

Your friend sees this and says "Omg we were only at the movies for 2 hours. He's such a Clingon!"

by Catastr0fc September 30, 2013

Clunge

Clunge is a fusion genre between club and grunge.

"I love clunge!"
"So does everyone."
"No I was talking about the musical genre dumbass"

by username_unavailable January 7, 2015

Bitter Clingin'

A way to describe vaginal mucous that clings to untrimmed pubic hair.

Roger went down on her, and she was bitter clingin' something nasty.

by gbdawg May 2, 2016

tyler cline

A huge fucking Douche

Wow he's such a Tyler Cline

by Tyler Clone September 13, 2016

Clinker

A guy who rants on Urban dictionary because he is the actual sad pathetic little bastard. Uncultured and Uneducated and obviously doesn't know the difference between Geek and Nerd. Amazingly prejudice, ignorant and arrogant. Either is stupid and rubbish and so trashes people who are better or gets teased and doesn't know how to ignore and embrace it. The former is much more likely.

Clinker rants about nerds and japanese people when he is ill informed

by ClinkerIsSad June 1, 2010