Cleveland Press

The Cleveland Press is the male version of a Brazilian wax; except instead of waxing the hair, it's just straightened.

I was getting ready for a circle jerk with the boys, and buddy told me he'd spread my cheeks if I wanted. I went for a Cleveland Press to clean it up a bit, it was full of willknots.

by iPeeLoudInBushes February 10, 2024

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cleveland creamy

the act of shoving a whip cream can in a big black womens ass and fucking her vagina to cause a chain reactions making her ass spraying whip cream as if shes having diareah

danny; hey veronica want a cleveland creamy?

by ickyonions February 01, 2012

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Cleveland Surf N Turf

A Sexual interaction which must either be performed in Cleveland or by a person born in Cleveland, during this act the receiver must move their hips around in an O shape, while the giver covers the receivers dangly part with tons of lubricant, and then proceeding to give vicious head to the receiver (still moving hips in an O), then whenever the receiver is stimulated to the point of near ejaculation, the giver starts swirling their tongue around the tip like a twirly brush at a car wash then when he busts you catch or spit it in your hand and throw it towards their face

Person 1 : you hear about how jay and his girlfriend broke up because she gave him a Cleveland Surf N Turf?
Person 2 : what the fuck is that

by Theehmscloutgang January 24, 2021

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Cleveland Latte

This one is a lot cleaner than its OG cousin, the Cleveland Steamer. When you go to take a shit and you’re constipated, suddenly you’re craving something sweet and creamy. You summon your hot, new, lactating baby mama who pops out her luscious boobs for you to suckle on. Crisis averted!

“I was so thirsty last night I got my girlfriend to give me a Cleveland Latte while taking a giant shit while on the porcelain throne!”

by FireLG75 May 13, 2022

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