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Cleveland fire log

Close to the cleveland steamer the cleveland fire log is the act of eating spicy food while shitting and pissing at the same time, this act is commen in cleveland and it is law to so this atleast once in cleveland.
"First time with the cleveland fire log?"

"Yeah, the constant burning near my asshole feels horrid."
by Yesman64 January 21, 2020
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Cleveland wrecking ball

The act of putting your ball Sack in diarrhea and hitting A person with them
by Dick chocolate 40468 April 18, 2020
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Cleveland

A city where every single sports team is terrible until LeBron comes and saves them after that they're terrible again
Sadie: guys the Browns one! Charles: the first time in Cleveland history.
by cashgrab 2600 April 23, 2020
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Cleveland Steamer

When a person excretes ejaculate onto their partner's stomach/chest and scoots through it while tooting like an old steam boat, leaving a wake of ejaculate across their partner's body. Pantomiming like you're pulling the cord to toot an air horn is a must for the perfection of this maneuver.

It seems that everyone posing about this term is wrong, most people think this term has to do with feces, but end up describing either a Hot Carl / Hot Karl or some modified version of a Hot Lunch or Chili Dog. A Cleveland Steamer has nothing to do with Feces it's semen.
I just jizzed on my girl's stomach and gave her the Cleveland Steamer.
by TamagachiYeet February 26, 2020
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Cleveland Browns

The worst football team in the National Football League. Every year.
Person 1: the Cleveland Browns lost again.
Person 2: am I supposed to be surprised or something...
by Beowulf49 March 5, 2020
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