tits are chapped

idiom

1. Moderately irritated.

History and Etymology: Origin unknown.

Oh, my boss's tits are chapped because I did a 'reply all' on accident and shared his home address with all our clients.

by persimmonVision October 7, 2021

metroid-clamped-on-your-balls

the feeling an metroid newbie is supposed to get when playing metroid prime 2.

" (the game is pretty difficult). in fact, its just a smidge away from being too hard--newbies can expect a full-on, metroid-clamped-on-your-balls evisceration--but vets will undoubtedly enjoy the rich, meaty challenge."

by alex r November 16, 2004

chappedDiCk

when your boyfriend is addicted to porno

My boyfriend is addicted to porno and now suffers from chappedDiCk

by porno monster August 20, 2003

Clapper

Oh, the clapper. It is an act in which a dude stands naked and humps the air with such force that his junk smacks off of his his taint and then pelvis. CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP.

The man said: Yeah. So when i got out of the shower i realized it was the most opportune moment to do the clapper.

by westvirgina July 6, 2009

English Clapper

The act During Sexual Oral contact with your signifigant other/ paid mistress while in the midst of your oral confrontation you repetitavely smack/clap your testicles of your womans chin. If done right. this could cause the female to feel extremely aroused in her genital area. If necessary, the english clapper can be performed on the womans neck, providing equal stimulation as the chin would.

Johnny: hey bro so you went out with Lucy last night?

Luke: yea man she totally sucked my dick!

Johnny: oh sick did you give her the old english clapper?

Luke: Damn right i did! after the neck i moved down to her chin, she totally loved it!!!!

by wgjwfolife May 8, 2010

Clamped

A sexual act of pumping a females ass, mouth or vagina open with the male genitals

I clamped that girl so hard, Me and that bitch over there clamped, her hot mouth was clamped really tight on my balls, I'd so clamp that girl!

by Yellow pages October 21, 2010

clapper

a shit that is so solid and that moved through the pipes so quickly that it's exit generated a clapping of your but cheeks as they slap back into place.

Man i'm on this cleanse and I just perpetrated a major clapper, I'd steer clear of the bathroom for a hot minute.

by tripod.mcgee January 15, 2011