chode

a derogatory term for someone who is unusually short, stocky and/or fat

Look at that chode! Is he an extra from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? He could crawl up my ass and I'd never notice!

by StupidDummySlut April 28, 2004

chode

a chode is nothing but a slang term for any penis.

that fucking slut douchebag huffed my chode like a side show sword swallower.

by christonacrutch October 24, 2004

chode

ch' o' de - short blone hair

I just went to the barber, do you like my chode

by Anonymous February 25, 2003

The Chode

A guy who closes closets with tape measures instead of actually doing work. They also have a strange resemblance to Millhouse on the Simpsons.

Metzler wasted time all day. He's a real the chode.

by Steak_N_Shake May 4, 2021

chode

it's a peice of shit that is larger than a dingleberry yet smaller than a turd

I flushed and a chode floated back up

by Carl Jenkins June 29, 2003

Chode

the black, burnt up resin at the bottom of your bowl when you finish smoking reefer and don't clean your piece

Dude, let's smoke a bowl.
I don't have any, but we can smoke the chode.
Okay!

by Chododile March 18, 2009

Chode

A chode is when a dudes member is thicker than it is long.

So did you fuck that guy last night?
Na he couldn't get it in, the guys hung like agent chodey banks.
Ahhh right.. a devinchi chode.

by The Professor Of Life September 10, 2010