A phrase originating from the "No Chris Left Behind" episode of Family Guy where Peter gets a job selling butt scratchers at the ball park.
Often shouted at music festivals:
Often shouted at music festivals:
by darkrave August 16, 2009

someone who acts as a puppet for someone else, as in they have a hand up their ass controlling their mouth see also ass puppet
by n6ko January 20, 2003

A fart that sneaks out the front. This phenomenon usually occurs while seated. The fart gets trapped in the butt cheeks and slowly makes it way out the front instead of the back. A slight tickling sensation may be felt as the air bubble makes it's journey from anusville through grundle town.
Steve: Damn Gina, Did you just queef? It smells a used diaper filled with Indian food!
Gina: No, that was a butt queef! I tried to sneak a fart out and it came out the front. I guess that curry slurpee was a bad idea!
Gina: No, that was a butt queef! I tried to sneak a fart out and it came out the front. I guess that curry slurpee was a bad idea!
by The1andonly November 16, 2007

butt croutons are a result of a poorly wiped anus follwed by lots of but cheek movement creating your anal hairs to knot with poo in them. Once dry it is called a butt crouton
by nastycousin August 5, 2008

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by Pamelot April 30, 2010

by Backwardscancan October 10, 2014
