Bible Humping

When you teargas a crowd of peaceful protesters for a photo op with a bible you've never read in front of a church you never go to.

I saw a dicktator bible humping in front of a boarded up church today.

by ABetty June 8, 2020

Bible

VERB -- To leave or give a religious text or pamphlet instead of an expected cash tip

I just got bibled. I thought Table 4 left a $20 tip, but when I picked up the bill, it was fake and covered in text about how Jesus is gonna save me.

by Yumyan Hammerpaw January 2, 2021

the bible

"the bible" is sang for smoking dope, wacky weed, ganja, grass, marijuana, etc.

I totally inhaled the bible yesterday

by Prudense August 12, 2006

the bible

The "how to guide" for manipulating / controlling the masses.

i prefer the bible, these idiot guides to controling people are too complicated for me.

by LuciferAKAZeke September 23, 2005

bribble

it is a chatbox on the internet where people go to chat :D

some basic people from bribbles are

Newman: this guy whos a moderator ;o
Cloretta: a girl who goes out with a boy named chris
chris: a boy who goes out with a girl named clo
Saba: the ultimate dictator of all bribbles
Misam: the owner of everyone on misams chatbx
--FaGgOtPoSeR--:some gay faggot noob pedofile no one cares about
Keelers: this dude who wants to be a temp mod
Lelly; this girl who wants to be a temp mod
bugsy: a girl who is smexy and goes out with saba
Nature: a big fat ugly smely perv who sucks cocks everyday and likes to rape girls.
Iveh: a hyper 8 year old
daytona10: a funny perv dude
Tortili: this dude who i saw typing in green
Roo: someone who comes on bribble to spam
Matre: a noob who likes to eat from the trash
LittleDudeo: this noob guy who tries to make people go to his site by saying theyll get free money
Chewypup: a gay little faggot dude

lets go to misams bribble

by Saba Dictator King October 19, 2008

The LAD Bible

A way of life according to the LAD commandments. The leaders of the LAD cult. All commandments can be found on www.theladbible.com

The LAD Bible commandments
#217 Thou shall go MILF hunting in Iceland because mums go to Iceland.
#196 Thou shall never say the word 'Reem'.

by Sherminator123 October 28, 2012

Bible thumping

For a male who has a curved penis it is the act of taking two bibles (one in each hand) and slamming them on your penis to straighten it out. Named for the resultant thump that is heard when slamming.

"After years of masturbating my penis leans to the left."
"Go bible thumping, that'll straighten it right out."

by p8ntballa00 September 12, 2010