from asshole to breakfast

To make a complete mess of yourself or to be overwhelmed by something.

"Man...I got shit from asshole to breakfast!"

(Where 'Shit' is used to describe any substance or item).

"I got bills from asshole to breakfast!"

When trying to eat an Eskimo Pie on Bondi Beach in the middle of an Australian summer....
"Look at me! I got ice-cream from asshole to breakfast!"

by *K8E* November 22, 2006

Whore's Breakfast

Starting the day off right with One large coffe and two cigerettes to help get the blood level balanced and the bowels movin before getting underway.

Is he still in the shitter?
Yea!
Whore's breakfast again.

by foug March 25, 2003

Nigger's breakfast

A wholesome, hearty breakfast made with fresh ingredients, of the kind eaten by a field nigger before the day's work begins.

We had the usual nigger's breakfast before setting out for the day. (Ernest Hemingway)

by Clamrock January 9, 2010

BELGIUM BREAKFAST

The act of cracking a raw egg and pouring it into a womens vagina , then sticking your penis ( sausage) in there and scrambling it up , in return making a belgium breakfast.

Oh em gee johnny, that belgium breakfast was so messy last night , but oh so good.

by dildo llama! February 7, 2006

bayou breakfast

Accidentally swallowing and ingesting a fly or other flying insect while distracted by some other activity. Made famous by Mark Potter from NBC news who swallowed a fly while reporting on air.

Mother: Billy Bob you better shut your trap or you're going to end up with a bayou breakfast.

by MrJackStankyLegs May 19, 2010

Tijuana breakfast burrito

When a woman with a blue waffle infection is fucked in the ass by a fat gross mexican. He then proceeds to insert his shit covered dick into her blue waffle vagina. After the Mexican busts a nut in the severely infected, shit covered pussy, hot pockets are then dipped into her rotten ham wallet to soak up all the delicious juices and turds that are in there. Someone then must eat the hot pocket to complete the tijuana breakfast burrito.

I got so drunk with Guillermo and and Maria last night I ate a Tijuana breakfast burrito.

I'm so hungry right now, I could even go for a Tijuana breakfast burrito.

by Turd Ferguson May 10, 2014

Broke Neck Breakfast

The act of buying breakfast for your significant other at a drive-thru then accelerating quickly before they take the first bite causing whip-lash and the spilling of food.

Dude, my babe wanted me to buy her food this morning, so I gave her a broke neck breakfast

by newsworker74 May 13, 2016