That’s bible

The truth

Girl: yoooooo that Starbucks be poppin

Me: That’s Bible

by Crunkcake May 11, 2021

Bibled

The ejaculation into a book originating from a Bible.

Ryan Bibled his maths book last night.

by stan_2019 March 10, 2022

Bible Guys

if u love club penguin and pizza join the bible guys.

hey join the bible guys

by THE BIBLE GUYS April 25, 2019

Bible of HyDka

Sacred texts and instructions on how to bait with ash on Rainbow Six Siege

Ex:
1: Im trying to get better at Rainbow Six Siege, what should I do?

2: get the Bible of HyDka , it is a sacred text on the arts of baiting until you hit Champ. He is often referred to as the Masterbaiter

by Greatbadwolf7777 February 20, 2021

Bible Study

The act of holding Paul's dad down and fisting his rectum till he climaxes while his wife Jana watches. Usually followed by the serving of dessert such as pie

Man I can't wait to get out of work and go to bible study later

by shithouse2 January 5, 2025

Bible

The Bible is a book where you find all the religious events that have happened in the past. Some of the stories have proven to be true. Some objects from it were found and some prophecies happened or still happening. For example, in the Book of Revelations is written so many things that are happening right now. For all the atheists, just please stop making fun of christians since we literally haven't done anything wrong, we just belive in something else (if a "christian" did something wrong or forced you into his beliefs, then he has personal problems, that dosent apply to normal christian people, we are humans aswell even if we belive in something you don't). I know the bible might seem dark, but if you open your eyes thats the truth, thats the world we live in because of the sin in it, and the emptiness people have, and can't fill. The Bible is mostly misunderstood by people because they don't actually spend enough time trying to understand and take it as a joke, which makes it impossible to understand. But the small definition of the Bible is "the truth".

Normal human being: What's a bible?
Christian/anyone that knows anything about the bible: The book of truth
Normal human being: Why do you think is the truth?
Christian/whatever: Because everything in it is happening right now.

by weird guy everyone hates October 9, 2021

Bible

the best fanfic ever

i read the bible every day for the entertainment

by T_T Kill_meNow June 11, 2022