Beef Weeps

When a man begins to cry or weep after consuming an excessive amount of meat most commonly steak.

Kent: Hey Joe why are you openly weeping in this fine restauant, Didn't you enjoy your 1.5 kg Fillet Mignon Tenderloin?

Joe: Oh kent, these are not tears of sorrow, I have eaten so much I have a case of the beef weeps. But don't worry about me it will pass in an hour or so.

by spoondude April 10, 2011

beef glue

It’s when you eat tacos and the beef sticks your tongue and the bottom of your mouth together so you have to pull it apart with your hands.

Sarah- Why aren’t you talking
Reese- because there was BEEF GLUE in my mouth

by umokthen May 12, 2020

cream of beef

meat injected facial cream, aka cum

I thought the night was going quite uneventful but out of nowhere he gave me the cream of beef.

by catlover89 June 22, 2021

Beef Twerp

Shitting a little bit on accident while farting in a bathtub.

I had just drawn a hot bath and was soaking my tired muscles when I did a beef twerp and a brown slick bubbled to the surface.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019

Beef Handle

A large cock

"Dude, my Gf came over last night, and she totally sucked my Beef Handle"

by akendall June 28, 2009

beef pit

Another word for vagina...

He put his penis in to my well greased beef pit.

by Jesus Soldier June 11, 2006

moose beef

Rachel moose beef labia flaps

Rachel's labia flaps resembled that of moose beef

by platinum cow May 26, 2019