Backend Guzzler

A strange little long haired creature that enjoys to guzzle at the back door. Although timid at first sight the guzzler really comes out of it's shell when indulging in the back door delights.

Pete: Hey Gregory. Did you see that funny little creature hanging around my back end?

Greg: Oh yeah, that's the mythical long haired Backend Guzzler. Chuck him a tasty morsel and watch him go!

by David Letter Man February 26, 2019

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Background Noise

A television show / movie you’ve seen enough times that you know the plot by heart and it no longer requires active attention to follow, so you watch it while you’re completing other quiet activities, to fill the room with some kind of noise.

Friend: Hey, I thought we were going to study, why is Friends/Seinfield/The Office/Parks and Rec on?
You: I’m not watching it, it’s just background noise, let’s study!

by InspectorVega June 26, 2019

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bachert

A Bachert is someone that has a really big penis.

Girl 1: I had sex with him last night.
Girl 2: Was he a Bachert?

by LongDongBong July 4, 2019

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Backendays

Backenday is a shorter way to say, back in the day. It refers to the past, olden days, the good old days.

Say it in a little kids voice...

That was only cool in the backendays.

Or...

In the backendays, this word didn’t exist.

From Macy Claire Northcutt

by Meggin Northcutt July 6, 2019

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