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A satanic marketing ploy used to implant satanic messages into your childrens heads BY form of board game.
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Boast

Noun. In jailhouse vernacular a boast is a form of yard poetry that is developed to brag about a renown pimp, hustla or playa's deeds. Yard poetry is the origin of modern rap. Inmates had no musical accompaniment yet music became an essential form of entertainment for inmates trying to get through their bid.
Here is a classic boast, replete with examples of jailhouse vernacular, entitled:

"Cipher's Boast"

Of myself, I freely admit, besides some small shit I ain't got no game

But I once knew this sly hustlin, fly dressin motherfucker who'd built himself quite a name

As quiet as its kept you may not know of the longshoe of the century

So let me deal out the holecard and put you wise to his pedigree

Cipher, from the street he attained kingpin status through concentration and kilos and pimpin hoes with big asses

He wore vines displaying taste well ahead of his time

And sharkskin kicks, bustin hoes in the ass who refused to turn tricks

But he always dealt solid to those in his flock and as much as it may come as a shock

He only layed out lames who tried to lay him two ways

You know some Lames just can't take the weight, but like a stone cold noble he did his bid and went straight!
by Suvonoge August 15, 2008
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boarding school

A place where kids go to get away from home earlier than most, grow on their own and are put in a bubble that shelters them to the outside world's harm and harsh realities....drugs used often
campus in the middle of nowhere, small town, brick buildings, curfew and preps
by izz April 14, 2005
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GameFAQs Message Boards

It's that place where Sailor Bacon Axed me twice for submitting a fake review.
"GameFAQs is like fish. Except it's not a water thing."

"I bet I could eat an apple better than GameFAQs could."
by Cait Sith Fortune March 24, 2005
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XBSB (Xbox Social Board)

1. A social board on Gamefaqs that has been acknowledged more than once for having a more mature community than other system social boards (especially GCSB)

2. A social board on Gamefaqs in which you will actually see topics about news, politics, and other such mature topics, combined with some weird silly shit now and then.

3. T3h 1337 #0m314N|)
XBSB is way better, funnier, and more mature than the other social boards. It has cooler people, and copious amounts of badassery.
by |< /-\ /\/ 3 P |-| /\ /\/ October 1, 2004
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Pepper Board

When a girl is riding you, you blow pepper into her face to make her sneeze, making her vagina tighter.
Dude do you have any pepper? I'm trying to pepper board this girl tonight.
by cocksucker42069 November 6, 2019
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Roast n Boast

The act on screwing a fine bird (or pig) then telling all your mates.
When Güntherß Müllard had sexual liaisons with a sexy female he proceeded to tell his mates.

This is how you Roast n Boast:

Güntherß Müllard: Yh I nailed that goth chick at the weekend!

Harry Peterson: you can't stop roasting and boasting!
by ku esor hit n run team XD September 10, 2009
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