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badger shagger

not to be confused with acts of beastiality, this defenition is purely an insult for someone of limited mental capability who you don't like, yet have to work with - usually a menial type situation
badger shagger by Emperor Xist February 1, 2006

badger's snout 

A term used to define a man's penis after the consumption of methamphetamine or other such drugs resulting in overall shrinkage of the genitalia and a mini tent-like projection occurring on the front of the slacks
"Hey girls, check out the badger's snout on that gimp"
badger's snout by Stejay March 12, 2007

badgeridoo 

(noun) A human exhibiting badgerlike qualities.

A two tone head, a fierce warning growl and a hairy back are all features of the breed.
"My husband refuses to share food and makes stange noises at night, I fear he might be a badgeridoo"
badgeridoo by Harry Sargent May 19, 2008

malaysian badger 

something which enjoys vigorous self-gratification, especially when enhanced by chemicals.
paul snorted a metric buttload of crank and beat off like a large malaysian badger.

Hostle bangers 

when two (or more) travelers staying in a hostle are caught having sex
I walked in on Trev and Sheila having a go at the hostle this morning. Hostle bangers them two.
The upmost and prestigious recognition of brilliant, importance and all round badassery.

A social ranking system
Woke up this morning feeling like 8 badges
I'd 8 badge the shit out of her
That car is so 8 badges
Mate this cold is making me feel like 2 badges
8 Badges by Dr. Agonite April 14, 2011