aggressive shrimp

A term referring to an insecure man with a small ego and an even smaller... well, you know. This individual compensates for his shortcomings by belittling women, showcasing a regrettable blend of toxicity and an unsuccessful quest for validation.

Person A: "Did you see Jake talking down to Sarah again?"
Person B: "Yeah, classic Aggressive Shrimp move. His insecurities are showing, and it's not impressing anyone."

by MaxEightFive January 6, 2024

Aggrieved Entitlement

Quasi-feminist male demonization rhetoric.

Hym "Nonono, it isn't 'aggrieved entitlement.' The word 'entitlement' is YOU projecting on to ME a thing I do not feel. It's just being aggrieved. 'Men are trash,' 'Kill all men,' 'The rapist is you,' (Look that one up it's an international women's day they got a little chant), and if you say something they don't like, then what? Well, you got a small dick don't ya? Not a big dick. If you do or say anything they don't like their response isn't that you got a fat meaty cock is it? Nonononononono. You remember any of that? Did that not apply to you (and therefore did not matter)? And not it's 'feminism LIED to me guys! They lied!' TOO LATE FOR ANY OF THAT NOW BITCH. I'M TRASH WHO ONLY CARES ABOUT SEX. Should I not be cynical about it, Jordan? Should I be cool about it so after the fat cocks are done with them they can still have someone to live off of? YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HARVEST IT FROM MY CORPSE ANYWAY, AREN'T YA? So WHY NOT the cynicism? Well!? Where's my SINGLE fat-cocked incel, Jordan? You find him? Which was it? Was it '400 pounder' or 'not an incel by tomorrow?' I'm guessing a couple of each. Or wait, super monster-cock deformity? There's always a 3rd option. It was super-monster-cock deformity wasn't it?"

by Hym Iam January 9, 2024

aggraculture

What someone who hates farming views it as being.

I detest digging in da dirt, but I do really enjoy watching tractors and other cool field-processing machinery, so it's not actually 100% aggraculture to me.

by QuacksO January 11, 2024

aggravateful

Full of aggravate / extremely aggravating

You are being extremely aggravateful right now

by Aggravateful January 23, 2024

Aggressions

Florida slang for molly

I just popped some aggressions jit, let's get activated

by Peenpeenerson February 2, 2024

Aggressively useless

When someone or something is so devoid of any redeeming value you can't believe it's not intentional.

I'm trying real hard not to hate my son-in-law, but the kid's aggressively useless.

by THX1180 December 2, 2023

Aggressive Pacifist

A pacifist that isn't scared to be very mean or very aggressive as long as nobody gets hurt.

Pacifist: "I will never hurt a fly! I can solve any problems without violence as long we just talk things out!"
Aggressive Pacifist: "They wouldn't stop harassing me so I burn their house down! All without anyone getting hurt."

by Zakudarkside July 10, 2024