African rain dance

The act of inserting a womans hard nipple into a mans pee hole, then the man urinates, making the urine "rain" on her.
My old lady wanted to shower last night, but I talked her into an African rain dance instead.
by Mintberrycrunch91 April 04, 2011
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African monkey tickler

The act of sticking ones penis in a hairy mans ass. Then you tickle him until he defecates on your penis. Then you force the man to suck the other mans penis.
I saw Kyle and Zach today giving each other African monkey ticklers, they looked tired.
by simmondiew November 15, 2010
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African Whore Sickness

Steve: Tom has African Horse Sickness? But that only affects horses, not humans.
Dave: No, I said African Whore Sickness.
Steve: Ah. I see. Sucks to be him.
by George McBob September 08, 2009
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african trash compactor

Also known as a hippopotamus because of their huge mouths and impressive jaw strength
I was minding my own business taking a dip in the pond and a fucking African trash compactor came charging towards me!
by Mechanicalengineear March 28, 2020
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African Cow Tipping

Akin to it's predecessor 'Cow Tipping' - It is a more primal format used by native African 'Tiger Bare Knuckle Boxers' to train their fists to deal with the hard furry target they were attuned to pummeling - A novice would spend 30 days and nights searching out and repeatedly battering Cape Buffalo to toughen their skin and harden their bones.
"You wouldn't have a chance with that tiger in your current condition"

"Anything to suggest?"

"Go punch a few Buffalo in the jaw. Nothing quite like African Cow Tipping to prepare you for a fight like that."
by WhyAreAndy January 31, 2010
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African-American Friday

The way idiots refer to Black Friday.
Similarly, an idiot of this caliber might say "Hand me that African American Crayon."
"Let's go buy some stuff on African-American Friday!"
"Are you stupid?"
by Juliette's So Snazzy November 30, 2015
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