Dink

The state of being really silly while still being a total dumbass.

Man, my buddy decided to throw himself on the ping pong table at that party last night. What a fucking Dink.

by The_Big_Kahuna1456 March 5, 2019

DINK

Acronym: Dual Income, No Kids

They go married and don’t want kids because “kids are too high maintenance and are another form of tax” on their money. They got that dink energy in them.

by NephilimSlayer1776 December 10, 2023

dink

dink can mean two things:
1. (adj) small
2. (noun) a drink

"That apple is so dink!"
"Please pass me my dink."

by PepeEPopo May 22, 2025

Dink

A jerk or dumb person also know as a Basil

I hate that kid Basil dink

by NickyNatoli October 19, 2017

Dink

A sex pirate who thinks he knows everything

Lance: Jemma, LaRoche went 4-7 w/ a HR.
Jemma: Lance you are a Dink!

by Imadinkess May 31, 2015

Dink

To have coitus

Sorry Jessie, I dinked your girl

by The real Jamarcus July 18, 2019