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Wilsoned

When a woman who has a heavy flow and still proceeds to have sex then puts the blood on her hand and smacks her partner in the chest after completion. Meaning a mixture of blood and semen
"I just Wilsoned that bitch."
by Hoeislife October 31, 2017
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dakota wilson

The best most awesome guy you would ever meet kind yet confusing never wants to show true emotion to friends. Can be a little rude at times but when ticked off a special way gets very angry and will fight. He is definitely someone who is great at almost everything but never tries is lazy at times. Usually white and brown hair great to those he loves and is great at pleasing a girl will do anything for her.
"That guy is such a dakota wilson"
"I wish i had a dakota wilson"
by Bick Daddy April 20, 2018
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Wilson

Verb: Sex Act

To receive a Wilson, or to be Wilsoned, means that a woman on her period removes a bloody tampon, squeezes it in her hand, and slaps her partner in the face, leaving a bloody handprint, similar to the one on the Wilson volleyball in the movie "Castaway."
"Dude, Mark told this chick that she's fat, and she dropped trou and pulled out her tampon! She said " I'm fat, but you're Wilson!" and smacked him right I'm the face! We all LOLOL!"

"So this guy warned me he was into weird shit, but when he asked for a Wilson, I was like WTF!"

"I have never been so grossed out as when Molly got drunk and Wilsoned two different guys at the party..."
by C Sneaking Bear November 30, 2017
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wilson

Rhayce: What do you think of Wilson?
Marshall: He is an annoying cunt.
by racey-boi February 15, 2017
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Wilson Steam Roller

A man who enjoys dumping on other men's chest then smearing it all over. A man by the name of J.Wilson.
by Predator69 March 11, 2017
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rhett wilson

When you've eaten something that has totally fucked up your stomach.

Then when you shit its a liquidy substance called ass liquid
Yo I have no fucking idea what I ate but I've been pushing Rhett Wilson out my ass for 3 days straight
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Wilson

Respectful, sophisticated term you can give your penis.

(Formal version of "Willy")
The name Wilson ranks right up there with Johnson and Richard!
by ferdii6069 June 3, 2016
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