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towel-toss

Noun. The act of throwing a clean-up towel to the person covered in cum during the awkward, post-orgasmic bliss. Sometimes the towel-toss is reduced to throwing the nearest piece of clothing that can be found.
That guy I just fingered looked pretty hot laying on my bed as I did the towel-toss.
by upwithbuck April 20, 2014
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towel molestation

When moles dig into a towel
Damn i have towel molestation in my towels
by Frogbigfartpissyman June 20, 2021
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Towel

Guy 1: yo stop using my towels
Guy 2: sorry bro
by Diamond°dose June 9, 2020
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Taco towel

When you need a wet wipe so you dip TP into your wet whisker biscuit first
Son-Hey mom did you buy paper towels? I just had ribs.

Mom-I forgot but let me get you a few taco towels
by Chuck DingleBerry February 9, 2023
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buying towels at ross

a code word only cool people can use for saying they are taking a shit
Valerie - I’m currently buying towels at ross
Carolina - same ;)
by señor spermies September 22, 2017
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Towel-Boot

Stripping down to nothing in a public area and wrapping thyself in a towel.
Larry decided to towel-boot at the local water park the other day.
by poopooheadass69 November 4, 2020
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No-No Towel

A towel used to absorb bodily fluids during sex.

Bonus points if there’s blood AND cum on it.
“Ah fuck, my roommate found the no-no towel.” - John
“Don’t worry man Derek is chill. He probably just threw it in the wash” - Jake
by Rocky 4 Lyfe September 7, 2020
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