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I wish I was Jared, 19

This phrase can be seen in the comment section of outrageous or otherwise shocking posts to express disturbance, confusion, or surprise. It refers to the popular vine “My name is Jared, I’m 19, and I never learned how to fucking read”
*A tweet vividly describing someones sexual fantasy involving feet, motor oil, 13 male strippers, toothpaste, used toilet paper, and a bidet*

Comment section:
“Man, I wish I was Jared, 19”
by Seen_too_much June 7, 2024
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Jared

A drunken simp with a tiny dick who doesnt take no for an answer. he gets no bitches, but he has nice hair. the kinda dude who will send you some lil peep at 3 am cuz hes simping over the fact that you dont want him
ohoh Jared is fucked up and about to ruin everyone's night again
by anonymous April 3, 2022
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send in jared

When you send in the most awesome person to cause a bunch of mayhem and destroy everything
Hey Ryan, SEND IN JARED
by Cool guy 18438 December 31, 2023
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Jared

A guy who pees on something to make art.
“Is that Jared? What did he draw this time?”
by Cheeeztordee December 29, 2021
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Jared

Jared's are short but are absolutely packing my guy
Look there is a Jared he is so cool.
by didurmom42069 July 6, 2022
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Jared

An ugly motherfucker that plays call of duty and minecraft and makes nazi jokes. He will hate you for small things and turn your friends against you!
That Jared kid is a real cunt.

Jared called me daddy issues because my dad is dead
by ShedsArentLittleBarns November 19, 2017
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Jared

A gamer boy who is into older women, loves to watch anime, and has a big dick. He thinks he is funny, but is only funny because he laughs at himself. Has big muscles and is very strong basically a hot stud.
Jared has a massive dick.
by usswidowmaker5 January 25, 2022
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