This phrase can be seen in the comment section of outrageous or otherwise shocking posts to express disturbance, confusion, or surprise. It refers to the popular vine “My name is Jared, I’m 19, and I never learned how to fucking read”
*A tweet vividly describing someones sexual fantasy involving feet, motor oil, 13 male strippers, toothpaste, used toilet paper, and a bidet*
Comment section:
“Man, I wish I was Jared, 19”
Comment section:
“Man, I wish I was Jared, 19”
by Seen_too_much June 7, 2024
Get the I wish I was Jared, 19mug. A drunken simp with a tiny dick who doesnt take no for an answer. he gets no bitches, but he has nice hair. the kinda dude who will send you some lil peep at 3 am cuz hes simping over the fact that you dont want him
by anonymous April 3, 2022
Get the Jaredmug. by Cool guy 18438 December 31, 2023
Get the send in jaredmug. by Cheeeztordee December 29, 2021
Get the Jaredmug. by didurmom42069 July 6, 2022
Get the Jaredmug. An ugly motherfucker that plays call of duty and minecraft and makes nazi jokes. He will hate you for small things and turn your friends against you!
by ShedsArentLittleBarns November 19, 2017
Get the Jaredmug. A gamer boy who is into older women, loves to watch anime, and has a big dick. He thinks he is funny, but is only funny because he laughs at himself. Has big muscles and is very strong basically a hot stud.
Jared has a massive dick.
by usswidowmaker5 January 25, 2022
Get the Jaredmug.