Turtle Flipper

The art of inserting four knuckles into your father's anus and grabbing ahold of your thumb to work it back and forth in return directly for cannabis or money to buy cannabis

I couldnt afford any weed so i gave dad a turtle flipper.

by Turtleflippa3000 March 30, 2017

Turtle hunting

Turtle hunting is when you feel a turrle head popping out of your rectum and proceed to go the nearest mirror, grab your asscheaks, and spread them just to see what your turtle head looks like.

Friend- "dude where'd you go"

You- "sorry, I felt something popping out so I had to go turtle hunting"

by Dickle Pickle102 June 16, 2017

gerth turtle

When your getting head and your penis gets bit so it shrivels up like a turtle going into its shell.

She gave me a Gerth turtle

by Gerth turtle June 8, 2016

bert the turtle

A turtle used in the '50s to promote "Duck and Cover" in the case of an atomic bomb exploded. You can watch the video on you tube.

Tert The Burtle said, "Cuck and Dover" --- er, i mean, Bert the Turtle... same differemce

by Mr. Stinkypride February 2, 2017

turtle buns

1.Something said to anger your teacher.
2.Hot dog buns in the shape of turtles.
3.The rear end of a turtle.

Teacher:"What is the answer..."
Child:"Turtle buns!!!"

by Zombie Ninja Warrior March 10, 2012

Tampon Turtle

When your tampon pokes out like a turtle head.

"Yesterday I sneezed during a meeting and for the rest of the afternoon my tampon turtle drove me crazy!"

by mcknazzy December 31, 2011

Turtle Food

Another name for marijuana. Otherwise more of a code name, to protect college students. Turtles are a pet that are allowed in the dorms. They are also awesome animals. The use of Marijuana sometimes reflects the acts of a turtle.. Slow, Hungry..etc.

roommate 1: " hey, did you get the turtle food?!"
roommate 2: "dude, I already fed the turtles. They're pretty damn full."
roommate 1: "You owe me 20 Bucks for that turtle food!"

People Listening: Thought(oh wow, they must have turtles.)

by turtlefoodordie October 13, 2011