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Singled

Verb: Nicer term than "dumped"
I have recently been singled.
by jech2810 September 19, 2016
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Single

The state of being in which you aquire a plethora of unsolicited pictures of male genitalia, or "dick pics".
Ashley is so single. She has an entire album titled "Dank as Dick".
by janellewestcoast September 3, 2016
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single child

Single children need sibilings.
by Catcher Freeman February 15, 2018
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The single best friend

Definition: A friend who has no segnificant other.

1.) Your best friend, who contrary to you is single.
2.) Your boyfriend's /girlfrien's best friend, who is single and is out and about to catch a new girlfriend/boyfriend.
3.) Your or your boyfriend's/girlfriend's best friend who is single and is out and about you or your segnificant other even though you or your segnificant other are in a relationship.
4.) 2.)&3.) Combined. And possibly in front of you/your segnificant other.
5.) 2.),3.)&1.) Combined.
The single best friend.

1.) " Oh that's just Frank my single best friend."

Just a nice guy.

2.) "Hey, that's Perry, Paolo's best friend, he's nice, give him a shot!"

You are trying to help.

3.)"That's Ryan, could we go please, I just get really depressed when I see him, he has no boundaries and no morals."

You don't wanna remember.

4.)"We should leave now, I just saw Robin, he is the worst. Honestly, he pretends to be so nice... But in reality,... Oh come on just let us go... I really don't want to think about that trauma right now."

You sadly have to remember.

5.)"Urgh, that ****** little ******* **** does not even deserves a name, take me home honey so I can cry into your arms like a baby and you will tell me that everything will be alright, even though it will never be...."

You will never forget what he had done.

The single best friend .
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Single

Something you're gonna be, until you meet me<3
You: Ahw man, I'm gonna die single
Me: *appears*
Me: Not anymoreeehh;))))
by LargeBaguette.ham January 5, 2020
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state single structure

when most people in America are single which is why they don’t get the net worth they want and why the government has more tax money than they would have if most people were married.
The state single structure made Americans not be in the millionaires and billionaires club but be worth a new 7-series BMW.
by Coop Dupe January 6, 2020
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Financially single

Financially single as a term when you are single because no one can meet you on a financial level .
Luka broke up with Jesse because Jesse never had no money to do anything of importance so hence he is Financially single for this

reason
by Jus la biggz January 11, 2020
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