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Jarring

Talking. Usually referred to talking too much, talking about irrelevant stuff
Those bitches jarring, puts my mood off”
Quit jarring, let’s go!”
by BabyMama witda pump July 28, 2021
mugGet the Jarringmug.

Cum jar

Someone who nuts in a jar until it’s full and then sells it on eBay and saying it’s mayonnaise
Zack:imma make a cum jar and sell it
Ben: Zack don’t do that someone will report you to the police
by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024
mugGet the Cum jarmug.

Jarred Varin

A threesome involving three guys, one lays on the ground facing up (the Jarred Varin) while the other two place their dicks in his mouth and drag him across the carpet using only their cocks, until the "Jarred Varin" drowns in semen.
Holy shit that guy just gave his boyfriend and his brother a Jarred Varin !
by Arsene Lupin Boss August 15, 2021
mugGet the Jarred Varinmug.

Jar

the best ship on titans 😍 jason todd + gar logan
if I don’t get jar back this season im going to commit die
by therealrachelroth October 5, 2021
mugGet the Jarmug.

Jar play

Jar play is when you put a jar up your (or anothers) ass. Some may do this for pleasure, others for pain, but a select few do it simply to push the limits of the human body for scientific exploration. The primary concern for jar play enthusiasts is which end to put in first. Some are passionate about the lid first approach, because it eases you into the excruciating pain that is surely to come. Others prefer to dive right into it with the bottoms up approach, which involves shoving the larger side up in order to create a powerful suction that aids the jar up the ass. Both ways are lovely. To each their own. Happy jar play everybody!
M: “Hey Dani, what’s your kink?”
Q: “I’m super into jar play. Always been a lid first guy.”
by BeepBop9000 August 23, 2018
mugGet the Jar playmug.

Jar

He is so Jar right now.
by Kai Deepa March 29, 2011
mugGet the Jarmug.

Leech in a Jar

When everyone is differently minded in a group of people who all think the same. Typically a depressed person in a group of abnormally happy people.
Person 1 - "Look at Timmy. He's so pessimistic while everyone else is running around, having fun."
Person 2 - "Yeah, you could say he's a like a leech in a jar. He knows he'll just die eventually, what's the point of it all."
Person 1 - "Wtf man."
by Lord_Truffles May 11, 2019
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