I-Mail

"Idiot Mail" or the endless amount of ridiculous and inane email one receives from idiots all day long, especially at work or in a corporate context.
"I just got a bunch of I-mails from that idiot in marketing" or "why does corporate insist on I-mailing us this crap all day long?"
by hadabadday June 16, 2009
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i-washed

When someone is brainwashed to believe that every product apple puts out is superior to any competing gadget. Most of these people didn't even know what a calculator was 10 years ago but ever since they got an iphone, and got i-washed, they feel like they are uber tech savvy, but in reality they only buy apple products in which they dont even use to their full technological capacities.
Nerd #1: "Dude dont get that tablet, it sucks ballz the Ipad shits all over it"

Nerd #2: "How do you know, have you used one"?

Nerd #1: " No but it doesn't fucking matter, its not made by apple so its a piece of shit. Trust me"

Nerd#2: "Dude you're just i-washed, ever since you got that iphone 4 years ago you got rid of your PC and put Steve Jobs cock down your throat."
by mrmrpopo November 28, 2011
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I ahhsked

When someone is talking on and on about something long, unrelated or meaningless, someone else will say "I ahhsked" inferring that they really don't care about what the first person just said. It's usually sarcastic in the way to tell the talker to stop talking.

*mainly said in a British accent.
Two boys doing homework:

Boy 1: "So today i was playing skate two, and i was trying to get the hall of meat award for crashing into a pedestrian at 25 miles per hour while doing the torpedo pose, but i kept missing because I couldn't seem to find the right place with a lot of people. So i went to mini-mega redux and tried there a bunch of times and finally hit someone and now my next goal is to get 24,000 points worth of body damage.

Boy 2: "I ahhsked"
by dabomb999 November 09, 2010
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if I stay

A sad book by Gayle Forman about a girl who looses here family in a car crash. She's in a coma and must choose to leave the rest of her family and her true love,Adam on Earth or to stay on Earth and loose her mom,Dad,and little brother. Mua wanders around the hospital looking for an answer thinking of all her meomeries.It is also a movie. Has a sequel.
by Unicornmabel March 14, 2015
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i caca

You: "i caca"
me "agreed"
by Joe Mama got’em April 03, 2021
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I follow

phrase: a way of stating you understand the latter

or,

You follow?

asking if you understood the latter
Me: Yea so thats why me and my girlfriend broke up, it's kinda sad.

You: Yea I follow, well at least you single for spring break!

or

Me: Hey we're going to visit her tomorrow whether you like it or not, you follow?
by thomas the choo choo train April 11, 2009
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I cannor

whern someone tries to say i cannot but they make a typo
Person 1: I can see clearly now
Person 2: I cannor
Person 2: Cannot
by a guy with a big thor October 31, 2021
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