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Deep fried babies 

The art of throwing a new born baby into a fryer until cooked to a crisp,then enjoying the crisp skin and tender organs. ...Enjoy with hot sauce
Justin: I saw a new born baby yesterday who looked like a good frying victim.
Jeska: Mmm deep fried babies..nom nom nom
Justin: With hot sauce?
Deep fried babies by Jskaska May 26, 2009

friendzone 

"Friend zone" describes the way most women stop seeing a male friend as dating material after a certain amount of time has passed, even though she might have begun dating them had he acted differently when they first met.

John meets Mary. Mary thinks "This guy seems nice. He's quite funny and reasonably good looking". John doesn't ask Mary out, but they see each other at social functions. After a while, Mary stops seeing John as a nice guy who is quite funny and reasonably good looking, and just sees him as friend. John realizes he's secretly madly in love with Mary and begins trying to hang out with her more and more. Because John loves Mary, he stops behaving reasonably and starts doing anything just to spend time with her. Eventually, he summons his courage and confesses his love for her. But Mary just feels uncomfortable and confused. She doesn't want to lose her friend and she feels pressured by his feelings for her. To be honest, John's been a little needy and pathetic lately, hanging on her every word and catering to her every whim, and that's not really very sexy.

John had a chance when they first met but he fucked it up by not doing anything about it. When he finally got his act together, the friendship that developed actively interfered with his potential of getting Mary to go on a date with him.

source & further examples: reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/o01v8/what_i_think_when_someone_talks_about_friendzoning/c3denue
person A: I tried to kiss her, but then she said " I think we should just stay good friends. "
person B: Wow. You totally got into the friendzone.
friendzone by ilikepix January 3, 2012

Friendster Whore 

friendster - someone who uses the Friendster service to add as many possible friends, aquaintances, strangers and random people to their network in order to appear as if they know a lot of people.
Bill is such a Friendster Whore. He doesn't even know 80% of the people on there. Like he could even have 10 friends, let alone 189.
Friendster Whore by B December 3, 2003

friendophile 

That CREEPY person with the terrifying habit of finding out EVERY single bit of personal information through an online profile after adding you as a friend on social networking sites
Ever since that person added my friend online, he knows all about my best friend but doesn't even know her! What a friendophile!

friends with risks 

1.The opposite of "friends with benefits". 2. When you need to visit the STD clinic shortly after hanging out with your friends. 3. Typically, what happens when the risks of your friendship outweigh the "benefits". 4. People that actually think the "benefit" in a friendship is your ability to have sex with them.
Kim:" What's up with Dave? He hasn't been around for a few days."
Carla: " I guess he took the hint. I turned him down the other night. He kept pulling at my clothes while we were watching a Twilight movie. That's ok, I'm tired of friends with risks anyway!"
friends with risks by Dee Sember December 4, 2010

committed friendship 

The awkward stage where you're committed, but you don't want a normal relationship label...well now you have one.
A romantic relationship that has gone beyond the first stage of casual dating, and you're no longer dating other people, but not yet ready to become an official couple (i.e. boyfriend/girlfriend status).
L. and M. are now in a committed friendship. You know they are a couple, but don't want to admit it.
committed friendship by Lazerxero October 14, 2014

Distant Friends 

When a someone is too much of a puss to outright say they hate you and don't have any interest in continuing a friendship, or feel bad after the fact for ending the friendship, they offer to be "distant friends" to ease their guilt.
You're a terrible friend, this friendship is over....anyways, I just wanted to let you know how I feel, I'd still like to be distant friends
Distant Friends by the truth111 February 26, 2011