Dick Manicure

Having a dick manicure: being circumcised.

"Hey, are you circumcised?"
"Yeah man, I got my dick manicure when I was born."

by ohwoahyeahliketotally September 25, 2011

Dick-Joust

Used to settle domestic disputes between male roommates wherein both parties disrobe and achieve erections. Once fully aroused, both parties will slowly walk towards one another. The first party to be touched by the opposing party's erect penis loses the aforementioned dispute.

M- "You're buying beer tonight."

C- "I bought beer last night, asshole!"
M- "Dick-Joust."

by brokenrecord September 25, 2011

dick slide

The act of writing on a keyboard with your penis in a flippant, comical, nonsensical way.

Jeff: fsdasdhf;jsdlgkjsdfgl;kdf;lg
Steve: Dude, did you just dick slide?
Jeff: HAHA YE. I FUCKLEN CALPED UPT A GUDASS DIC SLID.

by MyPenisIsTooSmallToDickSlide September 28, 2011

dick set

A dick set is a matching pair of bra and panties a girl wears on the way to a dick appointment or to wear special for her mans

Becky: girl is that from Victoria secret

Jen: hell yeah I had to get more dick sets for my man

by cliff0rd November 14, 2018

Dick Broom

A mustache.

Bishop needs to shave his dick broom, he looks like a pervert!

by Young Old Guy November 1, 2018

Dick Purse

A fanny pack worn in the front

He isn't playing with himself, probably getting a debit card from his dick purse.

by Cosmic Gloryhole July 25, 2017

spaghetti dick

When a man's penis is long and noodle-like

I just walked in on Steve changing and that guy has got a real spaghetti dick.

by Treeknob August 29, 2017