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Chunking the monkey

Sorry Bro, I was chunking the monkey last night
by Weavebobo October 26, 2016
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Mud Monkey

A massive, 5lb pile of shit sitting in your underwear, telling you to go back to diapers.
"Bob laid a big mud monkey in his underwear to cool off his asshole, after being brutally assaulted by his uncle."
by Cloud126 April 19, 2023
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Monkeys

Awesome fans of Brooke monk (aka the best creator on the planet)
Those monkeys are so unproblematic
by brookemonk January 20, 2021
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Monkey poo

When one hangs naked from a branch of a tree and does a poo. A variation of this can be two people hanging naked from a branch as well as holding hands and doing a poo. (Can also hang from something else at height eg: mast of boat)
Mate did you see Louis’ monkey poo last night, how did he even climb that high?
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blow the monkey

To bungle, screw up, fail miserably or screw the proverbial pooch.
I’ve given you three chances, and at every opportunity, you blow the monkey!
by RrrrasdfasdflRoroBinkins November 16, 2019
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monkey slide

A monkey slide means an old metal playground slide in piece of vintage playground equipment from years ago between the Early 1900s to the 1990s.
An old Metal Slide in an Old Playground is a monkey slide.
by Tominator 1401. May 5, 2018
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Monkey

Josh the monkey oh the little monkey that gets abused by girls. Wears lots of adidas. Cares about his hair but doesn’t take care of it. Like to watching the fucking same movie like 3 times. The kid who sleeps with pillows between his legs. The type of fatass that takes 2 steps and gets tired. Has a Spotify list that has over 4000 songs and albums and songs. Who likes tacos and cheeseburgers. Who goes to the movies like every fucking 3000 years.
Monkey ate all my chicken. Monkey saw Eduardo take 3 steps and destroy the world.
by Baddibixch September 27, 2019
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