cum sweater

You know that one sweater you have that you just let you girlfriend soak and wipe up your cum after sexual intercourse. Just because you know your shitty aunt gave it to you that one time she ever gave you a gift for anything ever in 10 years. Yep

Oh shit don't touch that that's my cum sweater!

by Jahjahrastamonskeededweedlebop May 27, 2017

Cumming-silas

When you cum in a dog and slip on the dogs shit.

yea i pulled a Cumming-silas last night

by massivedarkniggerballs April 25, 2022

Cum Rodent

A women who is not afraid to gather and devour 2nd hand cum from any source available ,no matter what state the jism appears to be in.

"Sally is such a Cum Rodent. I caught her nibbling the curtains the morning after Roger fucked me and tried to blow out the window and got the curtains"

by Cone stoker August 20, 2022

cum

cum

cum

by the shlabriaher May 23, 2022

Cum Ninja

A very stealthy motherfucker that blows a load before you know it.

Jesus, that was one cum ninja.

by TylerStevenson January 3, 2017

Cum Hum

When you surprise a chick ( or dude) with a cum shot to the face and before they can get mad at you, turn around and fart in their face then sprint for the door.

"How'd last night go Ray?"

"Oh Burt, I gave that broad the business and finished her off with the old cum hum"

"Classic Ray"

by HeyBudHowAreYa March 13, 2019

Cum

Milk that comes out of your cock

A random girl walked up to me. She told me to stay still. She undressed herself, undies and all, and ripped my clothes off of me. She laid me down, then laid down next to me, and started sucking my cock. It became an 8 inch, hard as a rock, fat sausage in her mouth. "Yeah baby!" I said. I made some cum. "Yum!" She said. After a bit, I couldn't wait any longer. "Give me a go!" I said. I started sucking her vagina. It was the best feeling I had ever had. Then, without asking, I stuck my cock up her vagina. I started to drift off............
I woke up, and she was sucking my cock. In her mouth, it became an 8 inch, hard as a rock, fat sausage. It almost choked her. This went on forever............................................................

If you dislike this, you're the weird one, because you searched up cum.

by None_of_your_business1 August 7, 2023