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Deez nuts

An act of viciously and maliciously tricking a male into mentioning another mans testicles in a devious way.
Adam:"Bro who the fuck is deez"
Hussein:"Deez nuts!"
by H311o January 30, 2023
mugGet the Deez nutsmug.

No Nut November

where people can't bang each other because of no nut November. also no hub.
Hey, Timmy, wanna watch the hub?
No, it's No Nut November
by EmmettDChad November 1, 2023
mugGet the No Nut Novembermug.

Coco-Nut Milk

New-found slang to refer to semen. Other examples may include: Love nectar, dick juice, love honey, and cum.

It was masterfully created to fit both serious and comedic scenarios. If you’re trying to hide naughty words in front of children, you may use this as a substitute, AND if you’re just using this as a playful or ironic go between with you and your friends it also works well.

This pun is a play off of “coconut milk,” but instead places emphasis on the “nut” to add sexual implication.
“K-kyaaa Keith-kun~ what is this sticky mess coming out of my ochinchin??” “It’s... uh... coco-nut milk ewe”

“Haha! Yeah dude, she was totally sucking up my coco-nut milk like she was had a thirst from hell.”

(Child present in room) “And so yeah! I was totally going at it and then his... coco-nut milk got everywhere.”
by xXDickloverXx February 1, 2018
mugGet the Coco-Nut Milkmug.

crodie nut

crodie nut is someone who is willing to nut anywhere they want like a crodie nut gerb
stop being such an ass you crodie nut
by dracosldie December 21, 2024
mugGet the crodie nutmug.

dry nutting

The act of ejaculating without a stimulus presented to your penis which could be known simply as “an awake wet dream”. You can dry nut by simply being so aroused that you have no control over your penis
That girl bobby went out with yesterday was really cute, I heard he ended up dry nutting.
by a_ variation December 24, 2024
mugGet the dry nuttingmug.

Nuts in the Carrot Cake

To ejaculate into the anal cavity of an individual with red hair.
"Tim really put some Nuts in the carrot cake last night."
by PhonyPhobia November 27, 2024
mugGet the Nuts in the Carrot Cakemug.

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