Ass monger

One who craves and obsesses about ass. They may even smell like ass...

Andy is stronger than any known gorilla and ass monger.

by Money September 7, 2003

Fucks Ass

When something does more than "Kicks Ass"

"Man, Winning a million dollars Fucks Ass..."

by SavesTheDay October 8, 2003

Ass Puppets

Someone who doesnt have enough personality to be considered human, but a as an asspuppet

Big Daddy and Spoofyoris are ass puuppets!

by ketchup2k3 September 16, 2004

Ass cream

A white pastey discharge from the anus that occurs during intense sexual possitions. The discharge is caused by a fault in the kidney know as "kidneyitus". The cream is/can be injested by the owners friend/partner/relative as a substance that increases fertility. The cream is similar to that which is placed on deserts which, minus the taste, is fucking disgusting.

"I was having bondage with my sister last night."
"Doesn't she have kidneyitus?"
"Did she..?"
"Yes. Ass creamed all over my face."
"Dad...thats fucking disgusting."

by Lindley August 1, 2006

Ass Gravy

It is the mixture of shit, cum, blood, and other secretions leaking from the receptive anus following a round of anal sex.

Damn Betty why dont you make some biscuits too go with your ass gravy.

by Michael December 11, 2003

kiss ass

genrally likes to lick peoples ass holes.

Ah John went and told the principal i had got miss Jones pregnant, hes such a kiss ass.

by defineham December 3, 2010

ass sandwich

1. a bad day
2. horrible event
3. bad food
4. McDonalds

My old lady left me, once again life has handed me an ass sandwich!

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003