Nut Slotting

When you gape your dirty little nut slot

I got some nut slotting to do.

by Dr. Punk Princess August 18, 2024

squeaky nuts

someone who’s balls haven’t yet dropped

“why is collin so ignorant?”
“because he’s squeaky nuts”

by ahegger9 June 4, 2022

kick in the nuts

When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.

John was being a dick so Amy gave him a hard kick in the nuts as hard as she could. He fell down screaming and holding his now broken balls to see if he could salvage any part of them. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids after that moment

by AnonymousEgo435 July 22, 2024

Nut to Nat

The term used when ejaculating to someone called Natalie or Nathaniel

Thomas loves to nut to Nat.

by Connor bastard October 27, 2019

Nut

A type of acorn, typically eaten by squirrels and have hard shells. What you thought i was gonna make a sex joke? Fuck off.

You: Hey man want some nuts?
Friend: no, but you can have deez nuts.
You: Fuck off dickhead.
Friend: no

by Autistic atheist gang March 2, 2020

Dip nut

When you eat marijuana debris off your finger

Bro my roll was trash last night so I had to dip nut

by Klaraqn January 8, 2020

Fuck Nut

1: A person who is so incredibly retarded that they do literally everything in the dumbest fuckin way possible

2: A person who makes insanely idiotic mistakes on a hourly to daily basis and is too stupid to

A: Fix them.

B: Realize they did something retarded in the. first place

A: Omfg George wth are you doing? Why are you such a fuck nut?

B: My brothers are a bunch of fuck nuts.

C: Melissa doesn't realize how much of a fuck up she is, she's such a fuck nut

by TabrisDefinitions January 28, 2023