Left Nut

The left nut is much stronger then right nut. The left nut does all the work.

Bro the left nut is so strong

by hitlers dad February 23, 2022

Chocolate With Nuts

One of the best SpongeBob episodes filled with funny moments, joke, memorable characters, and a good plot and concept.

Person 1: Man Chocolate With nuts is easily the best SpongeBob episode.
Person 2: I know right. This episode is a classic!

by the fire, and lighting dragon September 28, 2021

the ginger nuts

A ginger, (preferabbly with the name jamie L.) will proceed to lift up ones eyelid, sticking the tip between the eyelid and eye and finishing into the back of the eye while fingering their bum.

I dont even need contact lenses anymore, jamie did the ginger nuts on me!

by eddthomp June 13, 2023

Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL

A Nut you Can release only when your balls reach max capacity.This nut will cover your entire bed with semen 3 feet high. One has to finish the length of a hundred NNNs to achieve this nut. It will also make you shoot blanks for 5 months afterwards.

Person 1: yo, I just did that Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL
Person 2: Legend states no one has ever survived, how did you do it

by What’s your handle321 March 2, 2024

chinese nuts

Really smelly and small nuts

Did you see that guy? I heard he's got Chinese nuts

by Prometheus42 September 5, 2016

Deez Nuts

Giant eggs eggs
This joke is told by men with a small penis
Pocket light swords

Hey how’s your mom?
Deez Nuts

by HHHHHOWDY Yall June 25, 2022

Red Nut Syndrome

Also called acute nuthin pain. When you’ve been bustin sum guud ass nut all over the walls for less than 6 months and suddenly your dick and balls turn redder than the devil’s dick. Other symptoms include pain, swelling, and difficulty finishing a guud Mia Khalifa video or three girls one cup video because your balls hurt so bad.

Horny1: bruh I just snorted viagra and have been locked up in my room all day bustin guud nut when all of a sudden my dick and balls got all red n shit!
Doctor Douche: Well let’s see here! Oh shit yo ass got red nut syndrome wtf is wrong with you!

Horny1: Doc I just had to finish the whole Mia Khalifa limited edition collection in one day!
Doctor Douche: oh fuck say no more fam put on sum Vaseline next time and take 5 shots o’ jack n you’ll be guud!

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018