Penis

Is alot like a popsicle, great for sucking by all genders(popsicle is a usimism for penis)

Amanda: I can't wait to suck on Jake's popsicle
Dan: I've tried his popsicle and it was so nice😋
Amanda: ._.

Dan: ...
Amanda: is there something you wanna tell me
Dan: :D
Dan: penis is the best
Amanda: I can't disagree with you
:D
:D<=====3

by I have no idea how to spell March 28, 2021

Parmesan Penis

When you have a super pale dick and it looks and tastes like parmesan cheese

I saw a footjob video with a parmesan penis

by stinkywhitedick September 28, 2015

Penis

A dance used by native Americans to express their sexual attractions towards each other. The penis is also a part of the body. The part of the body is incorporated into the dance by touching another dancers mouth hole in a pleasurable way.

That dance he was doing was a penis

by Absolutely Humongous Cashew May 24, 2019

Peni

The plural of penis

An entire flock of peni flew at her face.

by Til9 February 19, 2024

Penis

A penis is an object near the asshole!

I HAVE A FUCKING HUGE PENIS MY GUY!

by BADBOIBOT July 5, 2020

Penis levitation

When a guy's pulsating, steel-hard dick, engorged like a demonic battering ram, not only hoists a chick's dripping wet pussy clean off the floor against a wall but spins her like a fucking rotisserie chicken, her screams echoing as his cock levitates her into a frenzy, cum splattering like a goddamn Jackson Pollock painting while the room smells like burnt lust and shattered morals.

"Tried Penis Levitation with my girl last night
-spun her ass like a top, walls dripping, neighbors calling exorcists!" Short enough for Urban Dictionary but so fucking vile it'll make virgins combust and Reddit implode.

by Knickers Knackers Knockers June 13, 2025

Penis Snogging

When two dudes each put a sounding rod in then meeting in the middle and touching tips

Damn bro that was a good Penis Snogging

by The Snogger © March 27, 2025