like trying to nail jello to a cat

A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.

John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.

by Brett’s Brain December 30, 2017

Schrödinger's Cat's in the Bag

Referring to a secret/rumor you're not sure has gotten around

Person X: Has the secret/rumour gotten around yet?
Person Y: Dunno, Schrödinger's Cat's in the bag
Person X/Y once rumour has gotten around: Guess Schrödinger's Cat is out the bag now

by The Daft Knee February 07, 2022

dooge cat

such a sexy and awesome person the sexiest person. the bestest. the most awesomest person.

wow dooge cat is so sexy.

Dude I really want to have sex with dooge cat.

by somerandomsexyguy January 02, 2021

trauma cat

A cat with PTSD or that has had a major traumatic experience.

Damn that trauma cat's really been through a lot with the fire and mountain lion attack.

by DickFirman January 30, 2023

cat feed

Stupid ni*er eats and sex w cat and blowjob

how was your cat feed

by lovethat^$^&$^%$ May 02, 2023

Window Cat

Window cat is phenomenon, with most chances of happening in quiet small town neighborhoods. It's where a cat sits on a window seat, and stares other humans passing by. Their glare is usually bored, but there are chances where it's the death stare (it's the look when a cat is about murder someone). Some cat freaks find courage from window cats, but some just do not care. Don't be one of those. Care about window cats.

I passed three window cats on my way to school. I'm blessed.

by SADpringles September 11, 2020

medium cat

when you have a yake but not a wuke, it’s just somewhere in between

You got a medium cat by your side.

by african drug lord 123 February 12, 2018