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ur dog is pedophile

ur dog is pedophile is worse than everything!
*sean* ur mom gay
*dean* ur dad lesbian
*sean* inhales
*sean* ur dog is pedophile
*dean* Dies
by DviDoom March 10, 2018
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Sly Dog Ninja

when someone runs off to commit perverted acts in secret....
I'll do a Sly Dog ninja and take picture of her nipple while shes asleep
by Han Hogan November 23, 2011
mugGet the Sly Dog Ninjamug.

dog food face

Someone that no matter how much weight they lost or how much plastic surgery they had it still wouldn't help.
"Hey Dog Food Face!!! Get your fat @$$ over here, NOW!"
by Conster April 12, 2006
mugGet the dog food facemug.

inverted chili dog

The shit that gets inside the penis after a chili dog.
I was pissing brown for a week from an inverted chili dog!
by LDi September 4, 2008
mugGet the inverted chili dogmug.

doing the dirty dog

Mom: What was that noise last night?

Me: What noise?

Mom: It sounded like the window opened, and someone crawled in, and you inserted your tiny little birdy into a vagina. Son, Were you doing the dirty dog?

Me: Mom. Me and Alaina were doing the dirty dog.
by Turquoisemen August 7, 2012
mugGet the doing the dirty dogmug.

Dog, Woman, Man

Whereby a man jams his genitals through his legs to various degrees in order to give the appearance that he firstly, from the back, looks like a dog. Rotates with cock and balls still tucked to look like a woman and finally releases the package to provide the man.
I got bored the other night so showed my girlfriend the full dog, woman, man.
by fifastreet October 22, 2009
mugGet the Dog, Woman, Manmug.

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