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Mom: What was that noise last night?
Me: What noise?
Mom: It sounded like the window opened, and someone crawled in, and you inserted your tiny little birdy into a vagina. Son, Were you doing the dirty dog?
Me: Mom. Me and Alaina were doing the dirty dog.
Me: What noise?
Mom: It sounded like the window opened, and someone crawled in, and you inserted your tiny little birdy into a vagina. Son, Were you doing the dirty dog?
Me: Mom. Me and Alaina were doing the dirty dog.
by Turquoisemen August 7, 2012
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