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ur dog is pedophile

ur dog is pedophile is worse than everything!
*sean* ur mom gay
*dean* ur dad lesbian
*sean* inhales
*sean* ur dog is pedophile
*dean* Dies
by DviDoom March 10, 2018
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Dogs love me

It isn't hard to get a dog to like you. It just takes a ton of commitment and a ton of treats.
Dogs love me because I feed them, care for them, play with them, attend to their emotional needs, provide support when they are down, spend time with them, get them toys to play with, make kibble time exciting, take them on frequent walks, take them to the outdoor bathroom frequently, give them long belly-scratching sessions, and talk to them frequently.
by Bad C dev March 2, 2021
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tijuana chilli dog

when a man eats mexican food and a laxative the deficates on a woman chest only to turn around and titty fuck her till he comes and she preform oral sex to clean him up.
this hooker ate a tijuana chilli dog for $20. two weeks later she called me for another
by malevolentthoughts January 8, 2012
mugGet the tijuana chilli dogmug.

sick running dog

Random person think themselves all-powerful but just typing nonsense on Facebook every day.
by ChaiYan October 3, 2019
mugGet the sick running dogmug.

doing the dirty dog

Mom: What was that noise last night?

Me: What noise?

Mom: It sounded like the window opened, and someone crawled in, and you inserted your tiny little birdy into a vagina. Son, Were you doing the dirty dog?

Me: Mom. Me and Alaina were doing the dirty dog.
by Turquoisemen August 7, 2012
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Dog, Woman, Man

Whereby a man jams his genitals through his legs to various degrees in order to give the appearance that he firstly, from the back, looks like a dog. Rotates with cock and balls still tucked to look like a woman and finally releases the package to provide the man.
I got bored the other night so showed my girlfriend the full dog, woman, man.
by fifastreet October 22, 2009
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