dark brown hydroflask

the dark brown hydroflask is the most gnarly molotov cocktail spinoff

instructions:
-empty a stolochnaya blueberry vodka halfway

-fill the rest with shit of any kind ( dog, human, cat, horse, deer, cow )
-stuff a cloth in the top light it and lauch it

guy 1: bro, I got in this insane barfight and out of nowhere my homie made me a dark brown hydroflask and now I am facing 13 years for arsen and destruction of property
guy 2: whatever man that shit was definetly worth it

by mistercockmuncher June 6, 2021

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Brown Collar

A person who works in DEI, race and LGBTQ politics. Primarily public employee bureaucrats in education and local/state/federal governments. Parasites and bottom feeders.

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brown scare

When your tummy rumbles like you gotta shit but when you sit on the toilet nothing comes out

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Brown Sugar

Another way to say Bullshit around kids

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Alan Browne

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Brown Knote

Has to be a subliminal somg somg in form of a human body, experiencing whatever conected to surprised umcontrolled bowel movements, and something like funny sounds of farts.

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