some people think about what they are doing tomorrow or next week, a "Johnny Red Shoes" plans for no less time than 2 years ahead, this is not for big things like moving house, hoildays, etc, this is for Video Game purchases, DVD/Blu-ray rentals, etc.
by MonkeySXOC October 16, 2010
Get the Johnny Red Shoesmug. When your doing her from behind in the ass because she is on her period, and your balls punish her bloody pussy turning them red.
It was shark week so Kevin was hammering Mary’s ass doggie. He got Red Balls from repeatedly punishing her bloody pussy.
by Pat Makrotch April 21, 2022
Get the Red Ballsmug. by sammawammafram September 13, 2022
Get the Red Flagmug. someone in 3rd grade who steals all of the red crayons and markers. A blue jacker is someone in 6th grade who steals your blue.
Hailey: I like red, I'm gonna pick up the crayon and color with it
Dominic: Dude that red is mine (takes red)
Hailey: Dud you are such a red jacker
Dominic: Dude that red is mine (takes red)
Hailey: Dud you are such a red jacker
by wormy4evanobutterflies December 7, 2010
Get the Red Jackermug. Wife: I'm signing-up for a half-marathon this Sunday.
Husband: Won't you be on the rag?
Wife: Yes -- I'll be "running red".
Husband: Won't you be on the rag?
Wife: Yes -- I'll be "running red".
by zodiac711 October 24, 2010
Get the Running Redmug. Red mist is an lost episode of Spongebob Squarepants that has Squidward in it. The story of it is that Squidward is playing his claranet in his house but Spongebob is being a little baby so Squidward says "spongebob sHUT YOUR MOUTH!!" Spongebob then crys like a little turd. There is a knock on the and Squidward goes and answers it. This random scottish fish says "the red mist is coming. Later on that day Squidward is on the big stage and starts playing an ungodly song if you could even call it that. Everyone is totally pissed off because they paid good money to see him but it sounds like mr.krabs taking a giant crap. "THIS IS UTTER RUBBISH" the crowd shouts including Spongebob and Patrick. All they're eyes turn red and Squidward is really sad becuase everybody hates him now. He sits on his bed and cries like a baby and in the backround a wind sound can be heard. Then a image of Squidward with red eyes comes on the screen and he shoots himself.
Some guy: bro have you watched red mist on youtube?
His bro: nah whats that?
Some guy: its that goofy thing where Squidward goes insane.
His bro: oh yeah that was stupid.
His bro: nah whats that?
Some guy: its that goofy thing where Squidward goes insane.
His bro: oh yeah that was stupid.
by That red line on Youtube July 29, 2023
Get the Red mistmug. The act of giving someone a red card is usually to call out autistic behavior and to generate sexual tension
by Sniph me April 12, 2019
Get the Red Cardmug.