Molex Monkey

(noun) A person who repairs computers. "molex monkey is to computer as grease monkey is to car."
(Noun) Preceded by "The", A reference to Steve Hostetler, the IT technician/blogger who originated the term in 2008.

"My computer's broken, I'll have to call a molex monkey to come fix it."

by The Molex Monkey November 27, 2012

monkey oven

When something feels really hot. Like REALLY hot.

Gosh Jane it's as hot as a monkey oven today!

by J Bug February 20, 2016

monkey rubber

a small latex cap, resembling a condom, that unrolls over the tip of a caulk tube to prevent it from drying up; also known as a Red Cap

Dammit! Pauly forgot to put a monkey rubber on that expensive tube of elastomeric caulk and now it's gone to shit!

by ATown Social Experiment July 11, 2008

Monkey Bonus

n. 100 points is awarded to you when you kill a monkey.

Note: this also works on monkees.

Katelyn steadied her rifle and shot the monkey, awarding her the monkey bonus.

by Awesomeman123 August 07, 2008

Swing-monkey

You were struck with misfortune

Eating sugarless gummy bears. Got swing-monkey

by Breh momebt March 18, 2021

Sex Monkey

A beautiful creature of nature .

That sex monkey just pooped in my back yard

by Not Lucas Moses February 05, 2020

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