Monkey Assholes

Black olives (On a pizza)

I ordered a pizza with pepperoni, sausage, green peppers, onions, and monkey assholes

by x11198109v0 November 21, 2022

Dead Man's Float

Floating face down in water, making it difficult to breathe

The Coast Guard pulled a body out of the water that was doing the dead man's float

by x11198109v0 October 03, 2014

ski-don't

A ski-doo that don't go

John blew the head gasket on his ski-doo, now it's a ski-don't

by x11198109v0 December 24, 2012

Black Light Special

A sale on items at K-Mart that are stained after employees had sex on or near them on 3rd shift when the store is closed. A twist on the "blue light special" they had at K-mart in the 1980's and shining a black light to find semen stains. A Black Light Special in aisle #2 may denote that it was anal sex.

After K-mart employees or shoppers have sex in the store, a sale on items that have semen stains on them found with a black light. Black Light Special in aisle #2

by x11198109v0 February 08, 2015