Ur mom

The person who birthed you

Ur mom so fat I missed 4 seasons of Simpsons

by D_ck-lover65 January 20, 2022

ur mom

A cow

Hey look it’s your mom eating some grass.

by Ur mom 38374747 June 21, 2022

Ur mom

Legit the words you hear atleast once everyday in a middle school

Ean: I had tacos last night

Ivan: I had ur mom last night

by Jaye Leo May 13, 2022

Womb moms day

It is the day of the mothers, whose baby’s are still in the mothers womb. The nurturing mother still deserves a celebration for gods sake.

When someone’s baby is still in the womb on Mother’s Day / you: well that’s why I celebrate “womb moms day” on may 15th? For mothers who’s baby is still in the womb dumb fuck😂

by Breddded April 16, 2023

yur mom

someone i fucked

i fucked yur mom

by your other stepmom October 3, 2022

MOM EDGY

A type of hair style or clothing worn by a mom so as not to embarrass their children and also acceptable in any professional work environment.

My bartender's new hair style is mom edgy.

by wordminder22 September 28, 2022

Your Mom

Something I do every night

Your mom:moaning sounds

by Sexiest pornstar January 31, 2019