coconut nuts

When a guys nuts are so big they can be compared to coconuts.

"Danny has a pair of coconut nuts in dem jeans."

by don'tuseyourrealname558877777 August 26, 2013

Wing-Nut

A name for a male that after a series of unfortunate events has walked into a solid object making contact with his genitals and causing significant pain.

I seen William wing-nut himself while he was walking.

by Senior Pepe January 31, 2020

deez nuts

a very old joke that isn't very funny but is very annoying instead but people still say it for three reasons 1. there still in 6th grade 2. their annoying mfs 3. they tryna shut you up

"hey look its candace"
"whos candace"

"can deez nuts fit 9 inches deep down yo momma throat"
"shut the fuck up"

by deeznutsinurmomcoochie January 12, 2022

nut

1. sexual discharge

1. I nut in her pussy.
2. She nutted on my penis.

by The_Dickti0nary October 20, 2023

nut perfection

When someone or something is so perfect that one can ejaculate (often referred to as "nutting") in their pants from sight of this beauty.

Jesse: "Did you listen to the song I sent you"
Tony: "Yeah, it was to nut perfection"

by BakedInSyrup November 26, 2017

dog nuts

the nuts of a dog

"I love to lick dog nuts"

by lunar12334434 January 11, 2022

Nut Burrito

A giant burrito of a cock packed with special sauce.

Guys I could really go for a nut burrito right about now.

by El Jefe_ March 14, 2019